I Love Me, vol. I

THIS IS FOR REINES THING AND UM HE’S THIS SPIDER WHOSE BUTT LOOKS LIKE A COIN?? IMAGINE IT TO BE LIKE YOU PICK UP A COIN BECAUSE OOH AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE THIS GROSS SPIDER AND YOU STOPM IT TO DEATH BASICALLY THAT’S how his wife killed him (but more subtly) poor boring guy

also richard parker is a general name shh (link has tw: cannibalism)

sorry for the poopy draw but i’m in hurry ;v;